Thursday, October 8, 2009

First Post

Hey guys, here’s some official-sounding stuff on what we do and why:

First, a little insight on why we, The Super Bugs, chose Blogger from the many free blog-hosting services. We believe at commending superior technological and user-friendly ability, which Blogger has hands down. Since we do our homework here at Superhero services, we researched three blog sites for our potential blog: Blogger, LiveJournal, and WordPress. While all sites proclaim to be free, and they have many similarities, from Terms of Services to gadgets such as image uploading, customized templates, links, groups, and search engines, we are Superheroes as well as computer technicians, and there are social and philosophical qualities that are undeniably important.
LiveJournal, while an excellent means of social networking with its’ profiles and use of “friends” does not make a completely appropriate site for business, particularly because it is primarily a blog-site for users to upload their personal journals, whose demographic is not one which may be concerned with scrolling for computer-repair businesses. In addition, while Blogger makes use of AdSense to bring in necessary revenue, it is optional that the users put it on their blogs, which LiveJournal initially promised to do, but now is no longer true. Finally, with the distasteful scandals attributed LiveJournal in May 2007, whether it is unfortunately not at the fault of the site or otherwise, we cannot allow our business to be associated with, indirectly notwithstanding.
WordPress has nothing so unpleasant regarding it, besides some security issues involving an exploitable code used as a back door to one of their web servers, making the system vulnerable. This problem was fixed, and we dig how they name each upgrade after jazz musicians, nevertheless such history could cause caution in our intended customers, who are by nature endearingly afraid of computer risk.
So in the end, we went with Blogger because it lacks these issues and are thus more suited to the people we wish to help! It is the most unpretentious, just like us!

Cara Kauhane, Public Advisor.

On to the fun stuff!

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Get to know the team.

Howdy Ladies and Gents,

Glad to see you've made your way to this here blog and I sincerely hope you're not too weary and battleworn to enjoy a hearty welcome from us here at Superhero Services.

Let me introduce myself. I am Paige Skimmer, and am a self-proclaimed whiz at getting information lickety-split! It's a rare ability as are the skills of my mates Web and Billy. We're quite a team and we'd love you to join us and let us put our hands (legs, wings, feelers) to good use.

Well I guess I should extend my hand (er.. leg) and welcome you into our family, because, when you work with us that is what you become, a part of our electronic loving, pest controling, number crunching, family.

As a company composed entirely of computer savvy insects we understand any wariness towards working with "bugs", but don't fear! I promise that you'll find no others like us. As super bugs we're fine tuned to the functions of computers and are quick as whips when it comes to solving problems. Our interests are purely electronical and we assure you that our service is professional, reliable and speedy.

My fellow compadres and I are looking out for your best interests, and it is with that note that I tip my hat "adieu" and sincerely wish that you're interests in Superhero Services extend from your brain, to your arm, and into your dialing finger. We're just a phone call away. 24hrs a day at 1-800-BUGS-2SERV.

-Paige Skimmer
Hello web users! Welcome to our blog. 

Firstly, allow me to introduce myself (queue cheesy super hero music) 

I am World Wide Webster, or Web as the gang calls me. My friends and I have decided to embark on a mission to help innocent civilians, such as yourself, solve all your pesky problems when using the Internet. 
For example, have you ever attempted to collect information using an Internet search engine and been terribly disappointed with the results?? Well, I am happy to announce…SUPER BUGS TO THE RESCUE!! Using my trusty spider web as a net, I will personally delve through thousands of flies * ahem* files…and websites until I locate the exact information you desire! My sidekick Paige can also help you quickly gather and summarize information from any webpage using her never-failing skimming superpower!
Another commonly reported problem we have encountered while using the Internet, is the abundance of virus’s that can so easily harm your computer. There are thousands of them out there just waiting to pounce! Dun, Dun, Dun…..
But wait, once again, SUPER BUGS TO THE RESCUE!!! Our newest recruit Gnat, or as we like to call him, InternGnat, can quickly sting those evil virus’s to death before your computer even see’s them coming!
Like I said, our aim is to help you humans have an easy and safe experience while using the Internet because, believe me, we know what a dangerous place it can be. 
Our Super Bugs contact info is posted on our webpage along with many helpful tips and tricks to keep you informed!

From all of us here at SuperBugs, hope we can ‘bug’ you again soon!

Sincerely,

World Wide Webster