Hello web users! Welcome to our blog.
Firstly, allow me to introduce myself (queue cheesy super hero music)
I am World Wide Webster, or Web as the gang calls me. My friends and I have decided to embark on a mission to help innocent civilians, such as yourself, solve all your pesky problems when using the Internet.
For example, have you ever attempted to collect information using an Internet search engine and been terribly disappointed with the results?? Well, I am happy to announce…SUPER BUGS TO THE RESCUE!! Using my trusty spider web as a net, I will personally delve through thousands of flies * ahem* files…and websites until I locate the exact information you desire! My sidekick Paige can also help you quickly gather and summarize information from any webpage using her never-failing skimming superpower!
Another commonly reported problem we have encountered while using the Internet, is the abundance of virus’s that can so easily harm your computer. There are thousands of them out there just waiting to pounce! Dun, Dun, Dun…..
But wait, once again, SUPER BUGS TO THE RESCUE!!! Our newest recruit Gnat, or as we like to call him, InternGnat, can quickly sting those evil virus’s to death before your computer even see’s them coming!
Like I said, our aim is to help you humans have an easy and safe experience while using the Internet because, believe me, we know what a dangerous place it can be.
Our Super Bugs contact info is posted on our webpage along with many helpful tips and tricks to keep you informed!
From all of us here at SuperBugs, hope we can ‘bug’ you again soon!
Sincerely,
World Wide Webster
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
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